As of Thursday, August 2, 2012, I will no longer be able to enjoy walking to the kitchen in my underware and drinking milk from the carton at 3AM. I will no longer be able to watch TV Naked. I will no longer be able to watch porn anytime I want on the Livingroom TV. I will now have to try to be quiet while having sex. Because I will have roommates.
I am sad. I am celebrating tonight alone. I really did love watching porn in the livingroom. I think I’ll miss being pantsless, all the time, the most.
Sigh. Lost freedoms.